God and Satan

I talk to God as much as I talk to Satan cos I want to hear both sides.

Does that make me cynical?

There are no miracles and this is no miraculous life.

I savour hate as much as I crave love

because I'm just a twisted guy.

Is this the pinnacle?

Is this the pinnacle?

The pinnacle of being alive?

Now I see the light.

Well I look up to God 

But I see trouble

Cos this ain't a miracle.

I just want to take my chance to live through a miracle.

I know for certain that

Some one is watching 

But is it from up or down?

I make you miserable

You stick with me although you know I'm gonna ruin your life

I talk to God as much as I talk to Satan cos I want to hear both sides.

Does that make me cynical?

There are no miracles and this is no miraculous life.

We walk into the tide.

Well I look up to God but I see trouble cos this ain't no miracle

I just want to take my chance to live through a miracle

When the seesaw snaps and splinters your hand, don't come crying to me.

I'll only see your good side and believe its a miracle.

A miracle.

I slap the water and watch the fish dance to the ripples of us.

We're just stubbor duds,

blinking eyes encased in rust.

This ain't a miracle.

~Biffy Clyro~

Omegle Talk to Strangers!

Bumped into this site the other day. It's called Omegle. Some kind of online chatting forum where you can choose to text or just video chat with total strangers.

At first, I thought it would be fun. How naive was I. Of many strangers I chat that day, only one had a decent chat with me. A girl from Poland. Others was kinda horny (that's the exact word they used) and was wondering whether I was a female or male. If I answered male, 'Your conversation partner has disconnected' pops in front of me. And if I answered female which I did a couple of times just to troll around, the chat continues to a point where I had to disclose that I'm a male. Again, 'Your conversation partner has disconnected' pays me a visit.

I answered male and he disconnected 

First I said female. He chatted. Then I said male. He lolled and disconnected. XD

Sometimes it's pretty hilarious on the text chat. You get to see weird people trolling around. Sometimes I play my part in trolling in around. I try to avoid the asl question (age, sex, location) and at the end I would introduce myself as an old man or lady depending on the who the stranger is, looking for a life partner. The stranger gets speechless and would just disconnect. I in the other hand get to laugh my lungs out! XD

But at all cost, try avoiding the video chat. If you're not interested in looking human external reproductive organs, skip the video chat. Tried once and I'm sticking to the text chat.Though sometime it can be hilarious, still I would not recommend. At least I don't 'burn' my eyes looking through their webcam. Do take note that most of the chatters on Omegle are male. Enough said.

He was repeating whatever I said, so I pulled my moustache and all he could do was laugh. XD 

Here some snapshots of people trolling on Omegle.

The guy asked him only two questions..

Stella?

Lol

67 years old and he disconnected? XD

Here the link to the site. It's on Tumblr by the way. =)

*Reader discretion is advised. May contain foul language.

Why Add?

Why add me if you got no intention of befriending me or at least replying my messages? Is it some kind of trophy for you guys for having the most strangers on Facebook? Don't you people learn English at school? It's called 'Friends' meaning you add friends or if not someone that you got intention of befriending. First you send me a request with some kind of message that sounds like you wanna get to know me and when I accept you guys act as if I'm just like the other thousand 'friend' on your friendlist. So lame! Actually it sounds more pathetic than lame. Please. Get a life. There's more to life than adding random people on Facebook. I guess you guys would have jump off a bridge or something if that 15 March hoax turned out to be true. The next day headline would be, "Thousand of pathetic little souls jumped off bridges and building after finding out that Facebook plan to shut down on 15 March turned out to be true." Lol. Damn! That would be hell of a headline. Well if that California mega earthquake theory turned out to be real, then probably those pathetic little souls can kiss Facebook goodbye cause that earthquake would turn all most entire California and Facebook (since the headquarters is over there) into rumble if not into seabed. Something like 2012 the movie but I hope it doesn't come to that point cause that would be painful for mark Zuckerberg. Moral of the story; GET A LIFE!

True Fitness The True Story

First thing first. Sales Consultant over at True Fitness is nothing close to what I did in IKEA. I consult people, they insult me (the exact word would be curse me as in using the F word). My first day wasn't actually a good one. I had to make calls, make calls and make more calls. Making 25 calls is fine, making 65 calls is expectable but making 190 calls is insane! Another requirement was to have a least made 6 appointment for the next day which is tomorrow. Out of that 190 calls I made, only one guy said 'Okay, See you on Saturday.' 1 out of 190 is nothing to be proud of. I end getting this phone tone in my head. Not sure how am I gonna survive another day as Sales Consultant. =(

On the bright side, the co-workers are friendly and cool. One guy in particular could be great example how lucrative this Sales Consultant job could be. His 26 or so. A few inches shorter than me. On his left hand, 3 gold rings. Not your ordinary simple rings. The rings most Indian tauke wears. On his right hand , the same thing. On his neck, two large chains. Gold chains. Driving a BMW 5 series. Pretty tempting. And that is how he comes to works every single day. The common thing in the office is almost everyone uses iPhone and has at least two set of phones. As usual, I felt left out. Not because of the gold rings or iPhones. It's because that how I am. It takes time for me to fit in and I hope I fit in real soon cause the General Manager is kinda PITA.

i'm getting bored more often these days and that is not a good sign
its like i'm losing my mind
i've got these feelings before but this time it's kinda of different
i don't know why it feels different but i does
perhaps i need to take a vacation but i just couldn't find time for it
or maybe it's because i'm being alone very often
actually i'm home alone at the moment
television has started giving headaches which i assume will go away but which it didn't
my friends are more busy than i am and if i do catch them, they would be there waiting for me just to share with me their personal problem
especially romantically related issues
come on guys what do i look like to you
the love doctor?
a freaking play boy?
i myself never have been into a relationship and their coming asking me for advice
lol! funny world
i don't know why i never got into a relationship
maybe it's because i wanted it to be like that
anyhow, for the past years i was pretty cool with it but now i begin to feel something is missing and i'm not saying that the missing thing is something romantic and i'm not denying it either
i always believe in this rule
we don't go searching for two things; one is death and the other is love
we let them come searching for us for when it finds us, it would perfect, precious, wonderful and everlasting or something like that
i have been sticking by those words for a long time and maybe would continue doing so
beside, i'm a person who believes that love is something that is triggered by affection and sometimes lust
well thats something that doesn't last long, in my opinion that is ( if you don't agree do say something bout it)
something that starts from trust then evolves to a sense of personal attachment and affection then maybe that is what i called love
well so far i never had that kind of feeling with anyone since it has to be a two way dialogue thingy
anyway i'm not in a hurry so do take your time, mr cupid ;)

New Blog Place

found a new place to blog
actually im not the one who found it
it was introduced to me by a friend
and its not where i blog but reblog what others blog (only sometimes i blog something original)
its called tumblr (i seriously dont know how you pronounce it) =P

i dont know why i named it click copy paste
lol =P
was just some random crap out of my mind
haha! anyway its pretty catchy

sorry

hey i'm sorry if i ever made you mad
it wasn't suppose to be like that
it was meant to be a silly flirt
i didn't know your feeling would get hurt
maybe next time i will try to be more careful
so that in the future i wouldn't have to feel so awful
i know what i did was terribly wrong
but the least you could do was just play along
in the sudden with no sign you went off silent
it was like you already left for the distant
for now i regret my silly mistake
all i want you to do is forgive me for our friendship sake

i'm sorry =(

note to self

yesterday i when to a birthday party of a friend of mine who was a junior during my STPM days who i last met three years ago.
it was raining not that i needed an umbrella to cross the road
i have this problem actually
i try hard to avoid functions which i tend to get lost in or in other words end up being the stranger
due to the birthday girls invitation i thought i would be rude to avoid the function
so i devise a plan which required a gift and a reason
both was a lil easy for me
the gift was already bought day ahead the function
and the reason was a real one too
my grandfather was not feeling well so i had to like rush back home
gift ready and reason ready
but the rain had everyone standing inside the canopy so i was like trying to walk through the crowd
everyone was watching me since i was tall and i donno... maybe i was good looking?? hehe
said hi, a lil chat, passed the gift and was about to say bye when she said
hey! lets snap a picture!
crap!
i had to wait in the side since her family members was busy snapping picture with her
at last, i had my picture snapped and i said bye bye!
she asked me to makan
but i said some other time
two reasons: one, there was practically no place to sit or stand since everyone was moving around and the only place to stand is in the rain
two, i was a little lost there and i dont like to eat alone in a function with everyone staring at me
i said bye and left
phew! note to self
try not to attend any function alone. at least attend a function where you know someone besides the one invited you

Movie with Buddies

its been long since i last watched a movie in the cinema
and god was i glad that my wait was not to vain
endhiran was the choice of movie me and my buddies had in mind
since summit and sunway was house full
we had to ride all the way to times square
me and another buddy had to rush home after work which ended at 6.45pm for a movie which starts screening at 9.00pm
got home in time and before we knew it we were on our way to time square
after driving thru the traffic in federal
we got inside the theater exactly 9.10pm
lucky for us it was in kuala lumpur time square not new york time square or else we would have missed the movie first 15 minutes
since we malaysian usually arent punctual the movie started around 9.20pm
the movie started with an awesome intro song!
puthiya manitha!
damn ar rahman is a genius!
grafics was mind blowing!
story line was superb!
i dont want to be a spoiler and ruining the movie experience
so its better to watch it in the theater rather then reading it off some random guys blog
im booking another show since i cant get enough of rajinikanth (especially the robo), aisywarya rai, shankar's story line and ar rahman's music
overall endhiran is the most awesome-nest movie i ever watched after sivaji the boss
this is a movie i would never get bored watching over and over again! =D

Waiting for The Lid To Close

its just me, sitting on the bed,
trying to fall asleep but
my sis chat messenger seems to 'pop' out very loudly,
and its pretty annoying,
just waiting for my lid to close,
tomorrow ive got to get up early,
not because i want to but because i have to,
weekdays at utar and weekends at ikea,
haha! just four letters and its already making my life full of misery,
still waiting for my lid to close,
just got back from temple,
the last time i been there with my mates
was like 2 years back,
little that i know many thing has change,
new priest, new pavement, new layout,
and for the sake to pass the time, hotter girls! =P
haha! well this is a confession of a random guy,
so... yea, just being truthful,
had great chat with my pals,
still got the great sense of humor im known for,
still waiting for the lid to close,
seven minutes to midnight and im still awake,
maybe i should have not watch the movie just now,
but its too late to say that,
maybe ill just read something to fall asleep,
but then again thats not a good idea too,
i might just read the book right to the end,
and end up sleeping at five,
maybe ill just stick around online
waiting for the lid to close,
while waiting,
im still trying to get hold of this blog thingy,
whats it about anyway?
is it some kind of online journal or
maybe some way to communicate for those who have bad communication skills,
whatever it is, im getting a hold of it,
at least ive got someone to listen or at least receive my inputs...
hehe!
well, looks like my lid are starting to close already,
good night
*yawn*